As is goes, the life of Super Woman is never too dull – unless you are Super Woman lacking the super powers, and the invisible jet and all the super hero perks. I guess that makes me just plain woman with the occasional super?
Lately, with the beginning of a new educational pathway, I’ve been feeling less super and more exhausted with this new schedule added to the daily routine of living, working full-time, wife, mom, taxi cab. I fall asleep studying. I feel like a word junkie writing patient notes without sounding like a babbling fool throwing around medical terminology in a cascade of lists that sound more like I’m reading from a dictionary of nonsense.
This morning, coming off a weekend of sleep, school, study, write papers and repeat, the alarm clock was the last thing I wanted to interrupt my morning. I honestly let it go until the last possible minute and jumped into clothes, ripped the kids from their beds, brewed a single cup to go of coffee and ran out the door screeching to the punch clock in time before I was actually considered LATE!
On my first bathroom break, I was staring blindly at the stall door when I glanced down and …….. “OMG” came silently out of my mouth!!! In my haste of wanting more sleep on fewer hours – I had put my under wear on not only INSIDE OUT but also BACKWARDS! Granted it was dark when I got dressed but still – how tired do you have to be???
Seriously, inside out and backwards – that deserves a medal right??
Then later on, I went to sit down in the break room to drink coffee and was startled awake by laughter. The only problem with this scenario was, I don’t even remember closing my eyes?? My friend next to me said, “You weren’t snoring but “You did fart!” I was mortified! The she said, just kidding – you didn’t.
Clearly yesterday was a day that I definitely needed more rest!!